拖延 by 张智成

Sometimes, this is the reason y i dun like to see docs.

YPFD = Young Punk Female Doc

YPFD: Hi! How may I help u?
Me: Hi.. Arh.. Throat irritation arh..
YPFD: Oh Sore throat.. Any cough, running nose??
Me: Ya Sore throat since Sunday [-_-"], cough a bit (throat itchy of cos cough lah), running nose yesterday.
YPFD 0_0: Any fever?
Me: Measured no, but feeling feverish..
YFPD: Ok lemme take a look. (pokes an ice-cream stick into my mouth..)
YFPD: Ya..
Me: Inflammation hor?
YFPD: Ya lor. Come. (sticks a thermometer in my mouth)
YFPD: Breath. (Uses the stethoscope press press..)
YFPD: Hmm.. No energy. (How to have energy when i'm trying to balance the thermometer?)
YFPD returns to her seat, starts scribbing..
Scribbing.. Scribbing..
Thermometer finally beeps. 37.1 Normal..
YFPD: Quite normal. So I give u medicine for ur throat, nose and some antibiotics lah..
Me: Erm.. Can I have pills for EVERYTHING? Even the cough syrup??
YFPD: Ok. But its not gonna be as effective u noe?
Me: Ya, nvm, I dun like syrups..
YFPD: Ok so long as u noe its not as effective can liao.
Scribbles some more.
YFPD: Ok, can go out and get ur medicine liao. U need MC?
Me: Can give?? (Of cos i wan, if not i wun visit u at 10am n wait for 1 hr..)
YFPD: Of cos. I give u 1 day enuff?
Me: Dunno. Hopefully.(How would i noe... U're the doc, not me.)
YFPD: Never mind lah. I give u 1 day 1st, not enuff tmr u call me up.
Me: Ok thanks. (Huh.. call u up!?!?!)
YFPD: Ok Bye~~
Me: Bye~

Doctors seems like pharmists at times. They prescribe medicine according to wat u tell them. What irks me most is, docs always like to ask me," Need MC??" Hello.. I'm sick.. Contagiously sick. Coughs, Flus are contagious. Jus gimme one day mc straight lah.. ask if i need more. Hahhahaa.

My colleague got 2 days mc for a running nose. I get 1 day mc n 5 bags of medicine for my throat inflammation/pre-cold syndromes.

Can I substitute the medicine for more mcs?

To make things worse.. Maple has to be down at tis hr until 2 for patching.. AHH.. Fate has it dat I need to REST!!